EXT. in a neighborhood
A GUY and a GIRL are outside preparing to walk door to door to sell cookies
girl
You think people will actually buy these cookies?
guy
Do you have a better idea?
GIRL
Not really and all those fancy machines are milking our wallets dry.
GUY
He’d want you to do this, right?
INT. Rachel’s kitchen
RACHEL is cooking and KELLY, her younger cousin, walks in
kelly
I’m home from the store.
RACHEL
Did you pick up the eggs and the break and the-
kelly
What do you think I am? Your servaaaaant?
RACHEL
It’s pronounced servant.
kelly
No, I combined the words servant and savant, and of which I do neither.
INT. inside a clinic
GUY and GIRL are sitting in the waiting room
Guy
We have six weeks before we have to get, you know, the more expensive one.
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exT. Behind moony’s Bar and grill
VOICEOVER: TESS
When we were 16 and got fired from our first job at a grocery store, because in our state you can get fired before ninety days of employment, we decided when one of us gets fired the otheres quit. We were those punk, hipster nare-do-well kids and took to mind from anyone.
Andrew
Oh my god, dude. I keep blowing snot out of my nose. It’s all like thick and green.
INT. Talk Show Set
Ruthie
Good morning, and welcome to the Middle Aged Single Woman Who Lives With Her Mom Talk Show. I’m your host Ruthie.
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INT. Diedra’s Bedroom
DIEDRA is in her bedroom video blogging
diedra
My birth-giver wanted to take me to the black hole, otherwise known as the mall. Luckily, she parked on the second story by Hot Topic-
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INT. Diedra’s bedroom
DIEDRA is sitting in her room video blogging.
Diedra
OMFG guy’s. Home drama. Ugh.
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INT. diedra’s bedroom
Sitting on her room video blogging.
diedra
In theater, we had to sign up for AP exams. OMG, I just love filling out all of the same information six times.
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INT. Diedra’s Bedroom
DIEDRA is sitting on her bed video blogging.
diedra
OMG! I couldn’t hang out after school very long because I had an eye doctor’s appointment. I could have referred to them as ophthalmologists, but when I’m sad, I tend to revert to my childhood lingo. And it turns out I have to get glasses. Ugg! I’m going to look like such a DNW.
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EXT. outside a tee pee
INDIAN is waiting outside of tee pee while KYLE is inside
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